I'm No Longer a Kikuyu: NASA Strategist David Ndii Declares As He Converts to a Luo

I'm No Longer a Kikuyu: NASA Strategist David Ndii Declares As He Converts to a Luo

National Super Alliance (Nasa) strategist David Ndii has renounced his Gikuyu tribe.

In a tweet on Sunday, the chairman of Nasa people's assembly national steering committee said he is no longer a Kikuyu, noting that he had enough of the "Uthamaki" and the “appeal to ethnic solidarity.”

The controversial Oxford University trained economist further indicated that he is now a Luo.

He tweeted: "Dear #uthamaki I’ve had enough of appeal to ethnic solidarity. I hereby renounce my Gikuyu citizenship. Consider me a Jaluo and let me be."

Tasked by his followers to further explain what he meant, Ndii said the change was part of the political philosophy he subscribes to.

"Languages are historical formations that imply nothing in regards to those who speak them.

"Nor should languages in any way shackle human liberty when it comes to determining the family with which one unites one's self in life and in death," read a book excerpt he plastered as a response.

He added: "We must not abandon this fundamental principle: that man is a reasonable and moral being before he is penned up in this or that language, a member of this or that race, or a participant in this or that culture."

Here is what a section of Kenyans online had to say about Ndii's latest decision.

Atieno Okeyo tweeted: David OmoNdii welcome to Homabay County South Nyanza!"

Joyce Mmaitsi replied :"@DavidNdii
as a shemeji, I welcome you with open arms. We shall soon feast on chicken and murenda to cement this."

@chegebonie said: "The other day someone assumed imaginary presidency, now you have assumed a fake identity, these are some of the positive effects of weed!, Kindly share your suppliers contact."

Comments

Dr. Koni Hanene (not verified)     Tue, 03/06/2018 @ 12:45am

In reply to by mteja (not verified)

This man is a bisexual who goes both ways although he says he is married to avoid lynching in gay hostile Central Kenya and also to cover his ass. Kisumu and Luo Nyanza is very tolerant to gay people so it is understandable why he would want to divorce Central Kenya for Luo Nyanza. There is a very big gay community in Kisumu and most likely he has a boyfriend there already.

Mugi (not verified)     Mon, 03/05/2018 @ 01:53pm

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

This Ndii guy is only doing this for survival and economic reasons. He knows Miguna x2 will neutralize him when he lands back in Kenya after his 10 day tour( thats a story of another day). Ndii is trying to hold on to something but it won't work. Too dramatic just like Miguna. We will see which of the two drama kings wins this one.

Sokora (not verified)     Mon, 03/05/2018 @ 08:49am

Another mad man from Kiambu. So, when are you relocating to Bondo? If you are married, was your wife in this or it was a solo decision. But I know you don't care mambo ya bibi; nyako tele Kisumu.

Anonymous (not verified)     Mon, 03/05/2018 @ 08:50am

A wise man once said " A tree can never change it's roots, only it's leaves." Pengine kwa kiswahili "mtoto wa nyoka ni nyoka." David, you're not the first, nor will you be the last... the late George Kinuthia "Saitoti" masqueraded as a maasai for a long time, be whomever you want to be, but your blood and DNA will always be Kikuyu... I think too much education makes one a fool. Kenya is soo divided right now and you are just adding fuel to the fire.... let Luos love you as a Kikuyu, be who you are there are good kikuyus and bad ones, good Luos and bad ones... you just made things worse..its time to grow up.

Mkenya halisi (not verified)     Mon, 03/05/2018 @ 08:58am

Actually I wondered for a long time if you were Coz Kikuyus r not stupid,brainwashed by their shallow brains like you!Yr education is very useless n truly yr parents thrown their money to the sewage for educating you!Ndiii please move to kisumu with yr family learn kijaluo n stay there til yr makers comes for you if u mean yr spoken shit!Sorry to use that language but am tired of such idiots like ndiii who have hate n wants to see kenya burning.Ndii go to hell n leave the 45m kenyans in peace coz we love each other n love our country.Go swear yourself as an idiot.

Mugikuyu (not verified)     Mon, 03/05/2018 @ 09:03am

Good riddance from Uthamakistan. Not a tear drop, what took you so long. You are allowed to visit your relatives anytime for specific period of time otherwise your Uthamakistan passport is invalid. Cease and desist from speaking the language. Ushenzi in action.

Vitendawili Ojinga (not verified)     Mon, 03/05/2018 @ 09:05am

Fake Jaluo a.k.a David Omondii is a certified news faker and a publicity seeker to remain relevant.
I will not be surprised to see the Ojinga Demonic Morons start saying NASA Ndii.His Sojourn in ODM will be over before he knows it.
Just ask Bishop Margaret Wanjiru and Ababu Namwamba.

Nyina wa Raila (not verified)     Mon, 03/05/2018 @ 09:51am

Yours is lead by tribalism and not policies. I wonder why it took you so long. Do not carry uthamaki name with you dear. Change it and put back your foreskin. Uproot six of your lower teeth, that will show how serious you are in your quest for tribal/culture change.

Anonymous (not verified)     Mon, 03/05/2018 @ 09:56am

Once upon a time, l used to watch Ann Kansiime and Churchill show when l needed to laugh. These days l read mwakilishi. Ndii, 😂. Jinga wewe, faga, yusiress.

fundi (not verified)     Mon, 03/05/2018 @ 10:43am

Mwacha mila ni mtumwa - i know you are a politician, but this tantrum is beyond damn. Ulisomea nini Oxford. This is just a stupid publicity stunt, and it will come back to bite you. And no Luo will ever accept you as one of theirs, they are always suspicious of kyuks, and they will take you as a mole or spy. So you lose both sides juu ya ujinga wako.

njai (not verified)     Mon, 03/05/2018 @ 10:44am

People change their nationalities, like Miguna miguna, others change their residence, like Imara, others even try to change their skin colour and hair, like most Kenyan women but this is the first time am hearing of someboby changing their race. It's like changing your mother.

Kibe Mugumia (not verified)     Mon, 03/05/2018 @ 01:09pm

Some things change while others dont. You can change your names but not your biologial mother. You can change your face but not your genes. You may change your tribe name but cant undo your chromosomes and heredity factors.You may change your blood Thro transfusion but cant change blood group. So, Dr Mwangi Ndii, you area Kikuyu whether U like it or not unless your mum was a surrogate.
Having moved frm Karia village, Ikinu, Githunguri in Kiambu county to Nrb does not mean you have no ancestors you cannot undo your DNA. Kindly Dr. Try making a warthog give birth to a lion... Hehehehehe! impossibe..

Sukari (not verified)     Mon, 03/05/2018 @ 01:57pm

This does not warrant a response. Mockery to our united heritage. If I were a Luo, I would be offended - a tribe is not something one adapts to, rather it is an inherited value base and a way of living. How do you erase years tracing back to your mother womb? Attention seeker, that's all he is!

JustMe (not verified)     Mon, 03/05/2018 @ 02:06pm

Wise choice, rather than uthamaki, you'd rather eat the thamaki now now. Instant gratification is what has kept Raila where he is -- away from the presidency....ask Moi, and Ruto after 2022.

PeaceLover (not verified)     Mon, 03/05/2018 @ 03:41pm

Certainly with your violent attitude you belong right there with the Luo's and you were free to live or visit your Kikuyu place. Had you been a luo and renounce your ujaluo, the Luo's would have burned your house tonight and may be kill you also but in Kikuyu land nobody will touch, no one would care about such a change.

Miki (not verified)     Mon, 03/05/2018 @ 10:19pm

Its obvious most kikuyus in this forum are infuriated by Dr Ndii...their anger, ignorance and blindness prevents them from seing the destruction this uthamaki syndrome has done to an otherwise beautiful people. Kikuyu were once a proud people who fought the oppressors and pushed them out of their land, unfortunately, we ended up being worst oppressors than the first ones. I wish it were possible to quit being Kikuyu....I take a leaf from mama Nairobi, Esther Passaris who suggested, instead of quitting kikuyu and becoming Luo, its preferable saying am Kenyan. Thanks Dr Ndii...you are a true liberator

Maxilley (not verified)     Mon, 03/05/2018 @ 11:34pm

This reminds me of Kenyans who switch their allegiance to other nations,for financial reasons.Just by declaring himself a luo does not make him one.Like Prof. Lumumba would say," I submit to us that Ndii is not aluo by virtue of not having his ancestry from the lake region. Which means he does not have acommon ancestor with a single nucleotide polymorhism mutation the luos share. Above all, his inability to eat RECH without spitting the bones disqualifies him.He shall obfuscate us.We know who he is- awanna be luo"

Nyuki (not verified)     Tue, 03/06/2018 @ 12:37am

It's only a symbolic utterance aimed at keeping the conversation about tribal dominance going, fools!

peter kahura (not verified)     Tue, 03/06/2018 @ 01:33am

Ndio
You have all the words just stay where you are man to man marriage is there now but your marriage is so good what is the Luo man who married as Raila is married we k ow his wife and children Raila is not a gay to marry you

IBRAHIM MUSYIMI (not verified)     Tue, 03/06/2018 @ 04:22am

Me?I choose dual..eehm tribalism yes!That's it DUALTRIBALISM it is..from today am a KIUKAMBA(or kambakiu if you like)best of both..

Sukari (not verified)     Tue, 03/06/2018 @ 09:39am

Ibrahim..ha.ha! Umenichekesha. Kambakiu sounds like an insult most likely to be used by Babu!

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